To the surprise of no one I got Time Warp, a Vertigo time travel one shot book. Rip had a brief story that makes no sense when you think about it and would have been forgettable if not for one thing. What a jerk he is to himself. Seriously that has to be the best part of the whole book.
Above is one of his nicer moments. He also calls his past self an idiot and an asshole, among other things. Oh and he says what we're all thinking about the beard.